THE FEAR OF NEEDLES....
Let me tell y'all how I got my first boyfriend, *tucks hair behind her ear*. It was my official first day of school and I was going about my registration and finally got to the last part which was my medical registration. I just thought we would get our medical files and register our allergies at the clinic but that was not the case. For some reason they had to get blood samples. I suspected my "big girl" was about to end and it did 😭.
I started crying on other people's behalf when they were getting their blood samples to the point that people started laughing and the nurse began begging them to tell me to stop crying. A whole me, a whole "undergraduate" of mass communication was crying because of needle. It finally got to my turn, I was already crying and fidgeting and my veins were beginning to disappear, that's was when the nurse swung into action.
She begged the boy before me who had just finished giving his blood sample to allow me hold his hand while she took my blood sample. In her words" let me borrow you a girlfriend". Normally I would have complained about that kind of statement but the fear of needles is the beginning of...., so i just shut up and accepted my first boyfriend like that but we broke up moments later.
People who can take injections without batting an eyelid, you people are the real OGs and MVPs . You are the real Odogwus and I actually envy you. That's not to say I prefer tablet or oral medication, I despise both and I hate getting sick.
My prayer for us all is that nothing will ever put us in the position that we will have to be appointed a partner and God will continue to bless us with good health of body and mind. Can I hear a loud AMEN!!!!
Till next time😘😘,
IMAX.
Imacuuuu🤩,why did you break up?
ReplyDeleteWhy wouldn't I 😂
DeleteThis piece had me laughing. Sooo.... Do you still talk to you ex 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteWe're not close 😂
DeleteSo you had a boyfriend? Obge oboli meeting when we see
ReplyDeleteYou have made my day. Everyone loves a coincidental love story, we await the next of your first boyfriend 😁
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteSo this is love... Hm after all he did for you
ReplyDeleteA girl has to do what she has to do
DeleteThis nice
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought it was an actual boyfriend 😂. Amazing write up ml. You inspire me
ReplyDeleteThis is an excellent “So this is how I met your daddy story”😂Love itt!!
ReplyDeleteRaise your hand....if you came her to know the full boyfriend gist😂😂
ReplyDeletethe title had so much juices, but im still glad for the end, even if there were no smooches
ReplyDeleteAMEN
ReplyDeleteAMEN
ReplyDelete😂😂that kind of period is meant to be your moment of fame as per relationship don hard nowadays but you got yours free of charge. Don't worry destiny will take you to your next boyfriend as miracle no dey tire my Jesus
ReplyDeleteYou should have bought him amala to show you're grateful and see how the story unfolds😭😭😂
ReplyDeleteWow 😂
ReplyDeleteBeautiful write-up. It's when ur veins started to disappear for me😂😂. Keep up the good work
ReplyDeleteHehehe good one babe. Amen to that!!
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