HOW TO SURVIVE UNIVERSITY 101

Hiii my people, I know I disappeared for the longest time but I am back now. School  stressed me  too much this semester but guess who is  successfully done with her first year of university?? Me 🤭. If  I could capture what I feel presently in one phrase, it just has to be " Calm down Calm down, you have escaped" because I don't understand the kind of shege I saw.

Now as a big sister and proper undergraduate  I feel I am in a good  position to advice people who are about to enter the university and to remind those already in the race  of a few things .

1.) SHEGE WILL BE SEEN:  One just has to be prepared for shege because it only gets worse. Don't go clowning and think university is like what you see in movies . Both federal, state and private schools, I assure that there's  no escape route. Shege comes in different varieties so be ready for whichever one life throws at you. It's ok to complain sometimes , it doesn't really change much  but it might be of  some relief.

2.)MONEY WILL BE NEEDED: You are wondering why university students always complain about being broke??? Well our schools are simply money sucking institution especially private schools 😭. Start up a business if you can, if not learn to manage because sapa is waiting for you to flop. On a serious note, please send a university student money today because we are going through a lot in the hands of Sapa.

3.) DON'T CAST: Whatever you do ensure you don't cast🧏. Big environment or small environment, federal school or private school, do not put your self in situations you'll regret. This might seem trivial but very important.

4. BE FOCUSED ON THE FOCUS. If you have promised yourself something then ensure you get it done. University is full of distractions but it is important not  to "loose guard". Respect yourself , drink water and mind your business to avoid see finish  and I promise things will work for you. 

5.) PRAY : Prayer they say is the master key and the university will help you understand that somethings can not be faced with clear eyes so while others turn to substance, turn to prayer because what God can not do does not exist. Can I get an amen??

7.) DIET: You don't need to plan any diet especially in private universities in Nigeria. Diet where?? Just prepare to eat a lot of carbohydrate especially rice. If i were  to do a drug test now, I am sure  all that would be found in my system is rice maybe noodles with a little bit of " groceries". Please buy snacks and a lot, I mean a lot of garri but if you are too porsche for that, then make sure you have enough cereal for rainy days and don't forget to stay hydrated.

If you keep to these tips, things will surely look up  for you. Let me know if you need a part two and how much you missed me in the comments because I missed you very much.

Lots of love,

IMAX💕💕💕